Over 102967

Full Demotivational Poster


TAGS: the glass is half full
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:14 pm
Amsome culos! 5L

FULLY AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN - When You Absolutely, Positively, Have To Kill Every Mo'Fo'In The Room.

TAGS: fully auto shotgun
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:59 pm
Firefly for the win!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:05 pm
"I call her 'Vera'" -Jayne
GySgt1811 - February 12, 2010, 5:23 pm
"Pukin' Beulah, V2.0" I think I just came a little bit... And at my age.

PRIVATE GOMER PYLE - He lives after all.

TAGS: full metal jacket private gomer pyle
Rating: 2.48/5
jester - May 22, 2009, 4:02 am
holy fuck... camp bucca, Iraq chow hall.
Captain Whitey - June 19, 2008, 1:46 am
Let me first say I neglected to stick my name on this poster. Also, for you uninitiated, this is in reference to Full Metal Jacket, not the actual Gomer Pyle who is functionally retarded.


TAGS: medicine full circle
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 9:45 am
In other words, nothing's changed.
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 6:02 pm
Deevolution? 5/5

PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!

TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by rcrasackett

engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be

LOVE - Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot.


TAGS: wall full of receptacles
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by ughomer

falloutghoul - April 29, 2012, 11:38 am
5 blown circuit boxes.


TAGS: money glass half full drink
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - November 25, 2011, 7:19 am
lol... true

LIFE - Live It

TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon

PROOF! - All Edwards Sparkle!

TAGS: edward fullmetalachemist hetalia twilight sparkle
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by gazzyfan6597

tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:00 pm
Bah. In real life vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 12:34 pm
Edward is not having carnal pleasures with tentacles so it doesn't qualify as anime.
- February 21, 2013, 11:24 am
.... this has animai thats against the rules. mods wtf.....

ENGINEERS - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

TAGS: glass half full
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Megaparsec

Christos - April 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
What's in the glass? Is it liquid? Maybe Gravel? Blood? Is it used in a sacrificial context? Questioner: Nnnnever mind.




TAGS: live to the fullest
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 11:28 pm
This is fantastic. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:04 am
So good I had to post it twice.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.

ED ELRIC - Chuck Norris just pissed himself

VARIOUS VIEWS - Optimists say this glass is half full. Pessimists say it's half empty. But I think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

TAGS: half full half empty who knows
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by vader

NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
NickDahlmier - May 20, 2016, 9:27 am
And a Realist would say "It's at tha half-way mark".
drzarkov39 - April 5, 2013, 10:38 am
If the glass has some bad tasting liquid in it, like medicine, a pessimist would say, "the glass is still have full"; but an optimist would say, "oh boy, the glass is half empty". So, it's what's in the glass that matters, not if it's half full or empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I poured out the water and filled it with Bushmills Black......My Outlook has improved...I feel like a Sunday drive...through a church....
thatonechick - May 17, 2010, 11:48 am
I just decided to fill the glass the rest of the way with ice cubes.
R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 11:42 am
You must be an engineer.

DON'T CALL ME SMALL! - I'll break down your legs and stick them on you head!

~= FOWL =~ - The Full Monty sponsored by KFC

TAGS: fowl full monty chickens kfc rnr
Rating: 1.37/5

More motifakes by RnR

Agamemnon218 - November 7, 2008, 8:01 pm
Awww...chickies are sleeping! Adorable!

YOU GOT IT, DUDE - Don't tell Daddy, Uncle Jesse, D.J., or Stephanie that you like to touch me with your stupid hand puppets. Okie dokie.

TAGS: creepy uncle you know you used to watch full house dont lie
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:06 am
ha ha ha fucking hilarious
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 4:49 pm
Im sure that would explain some of her problems

ANIME NIGHT LIFE - Yessir, the excitement never stops.

TAGS: nighthawk nighthawks anime manga fullmetal alchemist naruto inu yasha inuyasha
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by jalford

MasterMachine - September 27, 2010, 3:22 pm
Anyone else notice Picachu in da background???

WINRY ROCKBELL - After Ed & Al got done running a train.



FULL HOUSE - It's funny how no one ever mentions it was a show about three men living together in San Francisco.

TAGS: full house
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by angus90

forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:26 am
damn... you're right


URANUS - Is full of gas

TAGS: uranus is full of gas
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - September 3, 2011, 5:53 pm
and has 2 moon5 lol


TAGS: full of sugar cubby
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Wytch - August 10, 2011, 3:40 am
Dark, but amsome!! Keep up the good work!
Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 6:17 pm
AMSOME!!! I love it cubby! 6L

NEVER - has anything been sooo usefull.

Perseverance -

TAGS: glass is half full hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 12:10 pm
I remember it everyday. Although it's really difficult to find cyanide tablets.
Hawamleh - March 22, 2014, 2:14 am
Thanks boys, cheers.
GaryO - March 21, 2014, 10:04 pm
Hammy Time! I must now drink, cheers laddie
Sho - March 21, 2014, 9:48 pm
Beautiful :'). 5/f

before you embrace the Light -



TAGS: path of life is full of choices
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 12:03 pm
Thats what they want you to think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
I think you'll find that you can't make babies that way.......There's never been a human/mongoose hybrid....and there never will.
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:58 am
Thanks guys. @ Moooooo, i am a motislut but not a dumb motislut. I still find time for baby making practice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 11:45 am
Face....you have outdone yourself this morning........Maybe you should go out and get laid....you're spending too much time here.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 9:41 am
when exactly was the last day, face pulled out one of the other letters?? i only remember A games... ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2010, 9:03 am
Wow, pulling out your A game today faceplant. All excellent motifakes, all 5L
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Bravo! 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 8:23 pm
Excellent Pic, supported by an excellent quote, that makes this...very nice, 5L
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 7:49 pm
Too true. 5

NOW HIRING - PRODUCE MANAGER - Hard to spell "bananas" - not the manager's fault!!

WARNING - Delightfully slippery when wet !

TAGS: warning delightfully slippery when wet
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:20 am
mdr!!!!!!!! xx
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:52 pm
O_O Dat @ss
Budog - April 8, 2012, 11:38 am
Vulture, keep a good watch on her and report back periodically.
Budog - April 8, 2012, 11:38 am
Vulture, keep a good watch on her and report back periodically.
vulture - April 8, 2012, 12:13 am
Maybe I'm losing it, but she seems more tanned that when I looked at this half an hour ago. And at that time she seemed more tanned than the time I looked an hour ago.. The first time I looked she didn't seem very tanned at all...



TAGS: hopefully not sands of iwo jima
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

GuinnessTroll - September 3, 2010, 12:39 am
Mine was "Wild at Heart". Good music. Kinda violent. Someone lost a hand.
motifake - August 1, 2010, 11:11 pm

OOooowned! oh wait... f***
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:31 pm
Superb, Airman!
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:21 pm
ok, you got me, but it was only like 5 or 6 monkeys.
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 7:20 pm
Yeah, right, ok.
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:14 pm
I'm just kiddin around Ice =)
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 7:05 pm
Your first sexual experience was with 12 monkeys??? You're a lonely person aren't you?
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:02 pm
mine is "12 Monkeys"
crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 6:54 pm
or Silence of the Lambs =)
CpnKangaroo - July 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
could've been worse like fistfull of dollars
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 6:43 pm
Heh, heh, heh. Who told you? I thought the court quashed that. 5L
Bovee - July 30, 2010, 6:26 pm
great expectations! 5l"s
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 6:00 pm
Veggie tales
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 5:38 pm
Pee wee's
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 5:38 pm
Thank God nobody said, Pee's BIG Adventure. 5/5 Personally I would say, 2Fast 2Furious
GodsWorshipMe - July 30, 2010, 5:30 pm
enemy mine
Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 5:06 pm

IT GUYS - they tell me the same thing everytime I call 'em How long is the internet gonna be full?

WORDS - Words are the most powerful drug of mankind. Choose them carefully.

TAGS: words powerful mankind carefully choose
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by soccerkid29

ExtraMushy - February 17, 2012, 3:28 am
there is a saying "actions speak louder than words" but its just louder xD
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 8:01 am

only two words for you. well done
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 10:47 pm
If a customer demands it at all costs, yes.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
And your creativity is earthbound?
panic8 - November 6, 2010, 6:05 pm
Language is a virus from outer space!
Zealot - November 6, 2010, 4:49 pm
i choose why

OPTIMISM VS. PESSIMISM - Some see the glass as half full, others as half-empty. I see the glass, it contains liquids, and I probably shouldn't drink it.

TAGS: optimist pessimist glass full empty
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

Azzameen85 - August 8, 2011, 3:40 pm
Glass is too big... Besides, that particualar glass is prob. less than half full. Just need to find the mathbooks again...
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:15 am
Looks like a half a shot of vodka.... I would drink it
TehWhiteSpy - July 19, 2011, 11:41 pm
technically theres air in the part with no liquid, so in my eyes the glass is ALLWAYS full.

BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost.

TAGS: it s still a wonderfull hangover cure
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by whatukno

whatukno - November 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
excellent serving suggestion.
iamjet - November 15, 2009, 11:42 pm
Do what I do and crumble some BACON up in that motherfucker!



TAGS: rejected full metal jacket rifle
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by matt28

Anonymous2 - October 13, 2010, 11:46 pm
Yeah, this is the turning point in the movie. You could almost say it's two mini-movies with the same characters. There's boot camp, where "Pyle" a.k.a. Pre-Gump, tries to be a marine, and then the combat, where Kubrik really messes with your head.
Benlulz - October 13, 2010, 12:44 pm
Awesome xd
Reality Lord - October 13, 2010, 7:29 am

nice one dude...5L
GeorgiZhukov - October 13, 2010, 1:18 am
Not ten years ago, just five. One of my brothers-in-law showed me the movie when I was visiting him.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:22 pm
Odd thing is, Georgi saw it 10 years ago.
GeorgiZhukov - October 12, 2010, 11:07 pm
This scene from this film has stuck with me for nearly five years.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
Did the mods show you enough attention when you were a seedling?!?!? 5L
5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 9:48 pm
"I am.........In a world....of Sh#t!" 5 slimy scumbags giving 25

The Hedonist -

TAGS: half full empty more wine
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
Love it…..and why not dial in yer sights on the best...just no dribbling. cheers
Ism - April 18, 2013, 3:41 pm
Look no disrespect was intended... however when an Upstart is practicing basketball he imagines himself Dunking on the Best... Let a Man Dream... & technically i am Humble... cause i am much Greater than i think I am...
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Huh, seems yer glass is now full of it……Airman made a lot of really good posters, and I do enjoy yours, but there is no match for Airman’s quality/quantity ratio. His glass overflowed. I do wish you well though…
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 7:45 am
Silence is the virtue of those who are not wise Silence is wisdom and gets a man friends Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly
Ism - April 18, 2013, 5:51 am
TYVM Rerun... I've been expecting this Chat... Ever since I began to feel my MotiSeedling was beginning to Blossom with me being so close in numbers of Posters to make Top Creators list... I'm coming for your Title Airman =.=
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:56 pm

Ism, you have been making some good stuff lately, keep them coming


TAGS: full catastrophe zorba greek
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

GaryO - January 22, 2014, 3:10 pm
Oh, Hell yeah!


TAGS: reach for the stars carefully
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bull

mariand - May 25, 2012, 5:46 pm
I like how you said it... I see what you mean...;)




TAGS: rava avis spitefully aloft
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:20 am
Thanks Bone. And yer poodles 'll look fabulous I'm sherrr in those chapeaus du chiens.
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:18 am
Well done...5 my Poodles need hats

SORRY KIDS - Looks like we have something in common, I never got to see my dad either ...

TAGS: god wants full custody weekend
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:18 am
Hear, Hear .
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:54 pm

But he is always with us everywhere we go


TAGS: aggy wishfull dreaming lol wham bam
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:31 pm
I'd make some remark about blaming culos, but I'd get cut off.
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 8:55 pm
whoo-hoo!! big feeler....5L




TAGS: drive carefully
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

treborkcol - August 7, 2010, 8:00 am
optmischrist strikes now theres no one to stop him taking over
Airman - May 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 3:23 pm
GreyScorpion - May 7, 2010, 3:23 pm
5L points for hitting a rode wearing guy from Massachusetts! double score if he was out of the crosswalk.
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 2:41 pm
the most epic story in the news
pieman - May 7, 2010, 2:04 pm
She's on the highway to hell! 5L

MOUTHFULL - It's all in there!

WORD TO THE WISE - If you're going to peep in the showers at M.A.L.T. HQ, be sure you wear some good running shoes. And a helmet....OW!!!

JIM - He knows how to handle the bullshit !!

TAGS: jim cause xzibits full of shit
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 11, 2010, 5:09 am
It's nice to see some people admit that we all have a different sense of what is and what isn't funny.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 2:09 pm

not funny to me either, but Hasbunmb likes it. Different sense of humor.
MO - March 8, 2010, 1:57 pm
Maybe I'm missing the funny. To me this has been done to death, and had better be flippin original as hell for a giggle. Am I missing it?
Hasbunmb - March 8, 2010, 1:31 pm
I'll admit, I laughed my ass off =o)
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 12:09 am

TOURISM - maybe work on that catch phrase.

TAGS: i respect your lifestyle choice hopefully your parents to to
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Bovee

CCCP - April 4, 2010, 6:26 pm
eat your heart out San Francisco
Derek - March 30, 2010, 3:13 pm
@Bovee - they did, and look at the effect!


THE WAY IT LOOKS FROM HERE - Optimist, the glass is half full. Pessimist, the glass is half empty Me, the glass is To Big

TAGS: half full
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Double

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:48 am
to less "O"... Let's take a beer glass. That can't be too big!
Iconoclast - July 6, 2010, 8:08 pm
If you have figured out that the glass is too big ................. you lmust be an enginer!!!!!!!!!


RINGSIGHTS - Prevalent On Fully Automatic Weapons But They Do Lead To A "Spray & Pray" Mentality

EDWARD ELRIC - Loves the graveyard

TAGS: full metal alchemist edward elric graveyard
Rating: 2.15/5

PEACEFULLY - i want to die peacefully in my sleep, like uncle Vern. Not kicking 'n' screaming like his passengers.


TAGS: please read carefully
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 1, 2015, 12:03 pm
Conny, you've been foraging in my archives. You are now almost as phukked up as I, almost. Sorry
concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:40 am
Great Take
STP - October 14, 2013, 9:05 pm
Something about the guy reminds me of Leonard from "The Big Bang Theory." Maybe the glasses?
curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 3:21 pm
If he follows the directions he'll never get out of the sower again, he'll wash rinse and repeat to the end of time.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:16 pm
Sumtin tells me he uses shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle!
chickenlittle - October 13, 2013, 10:27 am
Love it! :D


TAGS: full body cast daredevil humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

GaryO - November 2, 2013, 2:04 pm
Bran is not a group anything. Check out the bowls, cereal and toilet. They never mingle.
lgvernon - November 2, 2013, 1:33 pm

Bran is a food group, isn't it?
GaryO - November 2, 2013, 12:09 pm
My morning is now made. Best lol/kack for awhile…a long while (I inhaled my bran muffin). Legs Vernon knows painful funny. And now to remove atomized food boogers from the screen.

Football -

TAGS: full contact
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Thedge - October 22, 2014, 2:38 am
Greeny. You got it. Sand, corn meal, fish tank gravel... add a black light and turn back time !
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 7:20 pm
At a party once we took all of the players off, put sand on the field & spent hours watching the patterns emerging... good times.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 7:15 pm
The somewhat frustration was when yer guy broke free and headed to pay dirt, only to spin around at the 5 yrd line and head back the other way...
Oldsod - October 20, 2014, 6:58 pm
Dad had one when I was just a little kid. All I could get my team to do was link arms and do-se-do...
Greeny - October 19, 2014, 7:54 pm
I remember the growling noises...


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


TAGS: glass halffull cosby
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

keg0death - December 24, 2012, 11:29 pm
Nah, the glass is just twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: hopefully no one had a camera
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Reality Lord - August 10, 2010, 7:23 pm

beer....sprayed the monitor.lol. 5pop up tents dude.
GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:07 pm

Once Upon a Time -

TAGS: full length mirrors ankles revealed
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Ism

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2013, 3:28 pm
I always do…
demon001 - October 22, 2013, 1:36 pm
Who wears panties anymore?
Rudedog - May 6, 2013, 8:05 pm
Love me some whale tail

The Spilling Glass -

TAGS: my glass is enticingly full
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - July 3, 2013, 12:33 pm
Just in training .. :P
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:05 am
Someone sounds like they've been in sales before, lol. 5 rises of my glass.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 1:19 pm

They use that new Shrinkonomy technology in clothes closets...


TAGS: regrets day if you don t have a basement full of 2l s you didn t try hard enough
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:22 pm
5 basements full.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Very good Grey, this poster spawned me spelling error poster. Thanks 5L BTW
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Awesome! Best of the 'regrets' in my opinion.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
HA! We all know that... great poster Grey!


TAGS: full empty glass
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 9:47 am
If the glass is in my hand I'm afraid it's just plain empty.
spacedog - March 2, 2013, 9:15 am
And another round of martini5
mariand - March 2, 2013, 6:37 am
lol..well said


TAGS: oscar wilde beware the facade that claims truthfullness hammy
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 11, 2010, 10:41 am
really Nice... (Psycho)
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:48 am
I beg to differ, A2... it emboldens, yes. But my crew never wore so much as a ski mask. 111561
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:36 pm
thank you
Anonymous2 - November 9, 2010, 8:30 pm
5L from this resident Anonymous.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 12:15 pm
Touche, And We'll see what you can do about me raping your avatar .
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 11:43 am
What d'you say 'bout my avatar?.....You'll pay for that.......................................(Your avatar has no nose...Forskinny's has a lot of nose....figure it out)
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 11:35 am
I would plain and simple do yours... but I don't get how our avatars would produce Sarah Jessica Parkers nose..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 11:29 am
If your avatars had a baby....It would be Sarah Jessica Parker with a tan..........I'd hit it.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 11:15 am
Thank you
forseti - November 9, 2010, 10:50 am
great! 5 Oscars



TAGS: rerun has been fully inoculated against your submissions
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - March 13, 2010, 4:54 pm
Good empathy Space.

AIRMAN AND LOGICDUDE... - Is there something you would like to tell us??

RERUN THE MOD - He watches you... ALWAYS

TAGS: rerun full time mod
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:31 pm
Thats pretty funny Ag...
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:44 pm

locked and loaded
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:41 pm
Oh, look... a forum thread. I need to visit the forum more.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:40 pm
Im hearing about this via submitted motifake? Ugh. Lock and load, rerun.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 8:54 pm
congratulations Rerun!


TAGS: never hear of a bus full of atheists careening off the side of a mountain do you
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Sean

Chopperliscious - October 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Love the subtlety. So rarely seen in this day & age of cell-phone english. 5.
Sean - October 25, 2009, 4:10 pm
Thanks. Only thunk it up yesterday-ish. Original title was SOLIDARITY, but I wanted a less stuffy title.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:36 pm
Wrong day, but awesome poster. This definitely gets a 5 from me.

A FIST FULL OF KITTEN - A Fist Full Of Kitten, staring Clint Eastwood as the Nameless Kitten Lover.

BACON - Dear Mrs. Lawrence, We are saddened to inform you that your son, Pvt. Leonard Lawrence, has died. It was only Day 2 of Boot Camp, but...


TAGS: wtfo next hopefully lol palin
Rating: 2.97/5

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WTFO - September 29, 2009, 5:10 pm
What are you talking about, zed. Are you really so blind that you don't see the complete double standard the media uses when covering conservatives and liberals? BTW, the rich (white or black) people that are liberal are celebrated by the media and idiots
Zed - September 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
Oh, for god's sake, WTFO, quit with the "those powerful, rich white people are SO OPPRESSED" BS for once.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:54 am
No worries I'm already half asleep myself....Later Man.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:52 am
Ah, hell. I've gotta crash, and just when I finally get to see ya for the first time in a raccoon's age.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:47 am
S'up Haar?....No raping the fields and pillaging the women tonight?
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:45 am
King Crab.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2009, 2:41 am
Baked Alaska?
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:36 am
And she obviously couldn't handle the heat. Not only did she piss off the Republican powers, she quit when the money ran out in Alaska. 4 *more* years of media coaching couldn't salvage her career at this point.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 2:33 am
And how many snafus were NOT covered? More than a few, you can bet your sweet bippy. I'm no fan of the media, but I DO have some insight regarding their operations. If she couldn't handle the heat, she shouldn't have accepted the nomination.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 2:03 am
its been a while since i've seen that avatar around. welcome back
WTFO - September 28, 2009, 2:00 am
The media US media treats Dems' families (especially children) as off limits. They went after her kids with lies and BS. Politicians character, background and policies are up for scrutiny. She was attacked more viciously than any other politician.
Haarakkon - September 28, 2009, 12:49 am
If you're a politician, you're a public figure. Period. The actions of you, your family, your subordinates all reflect back on you, and that's a part of the price you pay when you select politics as a career. Attacks on her? She got off easy.
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:30 am
she doesn't deserve the personal and vicious attacks against her and her family.
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:29 am
radicals surrounding the POTUS's past and present, the media picked a side and suppressed info US voters should have had at their fingertips prior to voting. Palin isn't the greatest politician but she did clean up corruption in her own party in AK, and
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:28 am
Dude, I watched it and I didn't like how she danced around it instead of going with a hard no. There was no organized attack on Obama or Biden by NBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, NY Times, etc. But they all ganged up on Palin to dig up dirt. With all the
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:57 pm
There is always an organized attack upon any candidate for such a high office. In this case though, and FOX NEWS seems to agree with me, a knat by the name of Katie Couric was all that was really necessary. Google Palin Africa and you'll get the clip.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:47 pm
to the female base of the Dem party so she had to be destroyed. They couldn't have a conservative, pro-life woman with that much power so they organized against her. It's an interesting theory that seems to make a lot of sense.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:45 pm
is very interesting to me though. It is clear that there was an organized attack machine working against her that was greater than I'd seen in work before. I question why that is. Dick Morris (fmr Clinton advisor) offered the theory that she was a threat
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 11:43 pm
Good point, Sean. I haven't heard her state outright that the source was lying either and that troubles me. I don't think it's an admission but it does leave the doubt in my head as to what was actually said and how it was said. The news surrounding Palin
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:40 pm
It would be easy to say: "I never thought Africa was a country. I knew it was a continent consisting of many separate nations, one of whom is named South Africa." But alas, no such simple, to the point denial was forthcoming.
Sean - September 27, 2009, 11:37 pm
But if you watch the clips on YouTube, some of which are from FOX, she is very cagey about this subject and dwells upon the anonymity of the source. The CNN clip found there includes her talking about "Africa the countinent vs. the country."
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:55 pm
wrong on things, I admit it. I created a poster some time back that misquoted the POTUS. I corrected my error by having Mr. M remove it because it was false. My positions are firm but I take all facts into account and am willing to correct my mistakes.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
On the topic of "Africa as a country", again this was a single source that refused to be identified and the biased media ran with it as fact. Just like they did with the falsehoods about Pres Bush's service in the Reserves. Again proven false. If I'm
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
do not ignore truths/facts regarding either side. My positions are firmly based in lots of research and the info I have via my position in the service. I don't defend any politician's mistakes, including Bush's starting the TARP program.
WTFO2 - September 27, 2009, 10:49 pm
I do my best to verify all positions through multiple sources. While I may reference one site, I've checked out my sources independently. Especially, when YouTube shows me in their own words the quotes (that's a gimmie with no additional research). I do
ILB - September 27, 2009, 3:34 pm
an argument but i checked out the site you have used for quotes on Obama and its full of them with no reference to where or when he said them. Isnt that the same as the "Africa is a country" comment by an unnamed source of the mccain camp?
ILB - September 27, 2009, 3:32 pm
Just curious, but why do you take everything said in support of your positions as absolute fact without any basis or knowledge in that fact. But no matter what anyone else says, if it is not what you believe its wrong? Not trying to insult you, or start
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:52 pm
Again, it goes back to the source of the data. This was an anonymous report from someone in McCain's camp. Was it true? We have the POTUS on camera saying it, there is no independent proof she ever said Africa was a country. True report? I don't know.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
I've never been tired or drunk enough to think Africa was one country. Is that Palin's explanation?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:39 pm
A valid question indeed. And the asnwer is yes.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:38 pm
As far as me trying to "re-frame" the discussion. I just want to see your position on my point on how conservatives are attacked for mistakes and liberal mistakes are ignored. Africa's a country = idiot / 58 states in the US = he's tired. Double-standard
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
did stumble over her words a few times but that hardly constitutes being dumb. Her positions were good, just not delivered well. Does that make her an idiot? I've spoken on camera before and it is tough. Can all of the Palin bashers speak on camera well?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:33 pm
Fair enough on the demand. I'm asking politely twice now. I've given my opinions of Palin and am not trying to avoid her. I just watched 10 mins of the Couric interview. She wasn't hostile but did attempt to twist Palin's words a couple of times. Palin
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:24 pm
And I didn't "demand" anthing. I asked politely but twice. Where is this "demand" stuff coming from?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:22 pm
You are the one who insists on talking about some Potus dude, not me. Not gonna follow your re-frame. I've been talking about Palin -- a subject you can't wait to try and get away from.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
I just want an answer the same way you demanded one from me, my friend.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
She wasn't attacked by Couric. She was asked simple questions. Couric is not an attack dog. C'mon.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:19 pm
the intel level of someone who claims 58 states in the US. Follow the link and tell my why my POTUS can't count the number of stars on the flag, bud.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
I see that talking point stew is on the burner eh? You don't imagine that I can't respond to each and every one of those sour little chestnuts, do you? Way to change the subject yet again.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:18 pm
McCain's people are not die-hard GOP folks. He is not a fav of the GOP, because he comprimises with the left too much. She has stated that McCain's people are "jerks" and that she was taken out of context. BTW, are you going to answer my question about
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:16 pm
I don't think she is dumb. I don't believe she's the best public speaker, nor was she properly prepared to be attacked by Couric and other media tools of the left. As I said, I think she would be a better POTUS than Obama based on her resume vs his.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:16 pm
So McCain's people (die-hard GOP folks) are possibly snakes, and, anyways, she's no dumber than many other Americans. Hey, I stand consternated. But I note that she has never denied the Africa story, and she does tend to be rather outspoken.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:14 pm
doubt while liberals are excused of tax evasion, voter fraud, association with terrorists or spending 20 yrs in a chuch spewing anti US and anti white hate speech.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:13 pm
On the bridge to nowhere. Is it dumb to change direction on something once you learn that it won't work? I've changed my mind on things once facts are presented that offer a bigger perspective. It's just amazing how conservatives get no benefit of the
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:12 pm
how anyone can grow up in the US and not know that there aren't over 57 states in our country. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:10 pm
hearsay. Did she know or not? I don't know, I wasn't in the room but there is strong evidence that McCain's people tried to throw her under the bus when things went South. Either way that report is highly suspect. I would like you to help me understand
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
I'll answer your question. I was on another topic. Here: those reports were leaked anonymously by McCain's people. It is widely reported that there was infighting among the 2 staffs. However, while the left media ran with the story, it is all still
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:07 pm
She supported the bridge to nowhere until it became over-whelmingly obvious that it was a national disgrace.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:05 pm
She is dumb. Agreed?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:04 pm
He served 3 yrs in IL Senate w/o out accomplishing anything. She reduced taxes and pork-barrel spending in AK.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:04 pm
Way to not answer my question. Way to not even try.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
Her experience was far greater than Obama's. He spent 4 yrs in the Senate (2 campaigning for POTUS). She worked in the Exec branch of govt as Mayor and Gov. She owned a business while he was a community organizer (Like ACORN). He's a non-practicing lawyer
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:00 pm
But again, what does it take (or what do you have to lack) to get to adulthood and not know that Africa is not one country?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:58 pm
The Dems are dumb. No one has "talking points" as consistently promulgated in anything comparable to the GOP. Right wing talk radio is a force.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
The Dems have a huge hate machine working for them: George Soros, Hollywood, MediaMatters, MSNBC, HuffingtonPost, GE, Labor unions, and on and on. You don't have to be slow moving, you just have to be in their way of progressive agendas.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
I agree with Haar. You gotta be a pretty slow moving target before the Dems 'll be able to tag ya.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
Because she KILLED the witnesses. Wise up dude ... and for God sakes, CHANGE the subject. How 'boot then Yankees eh? They gonna make it to the superbowl this year? *whistles*
Haarakkon - September 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
Gamesmanship, not statesmanship. That the Dems could even play the card only serves to highlight her lack of a resume. That they would serves to highlight her inability to build a concensus.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:46 pm
She did fire the Wasilla Chief of Police but the only info I can find out there on it is his statements (maybe disgruntled, maybe true I don't know) or info on the hate sites. There is no credible source I can find as to what was the actually reason.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:42 pm
True, Haar. But here liberal legislature filed over 10 lawsuits against her only after she was selected by McCain for VP. It was obviously a deliberate attempt to destroy her to help Dems and Obama. Palin won all of those lawsuits.
Haarakkon - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
She did the same thing to the Chief of Police in Wasilla, if memory serves. And we all know full well that being cleared of a violation doesn't mean a violation did NOT occur. The Clintons were cleared in Little Rock, too.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Here's the link: http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Report+clears+Palin+in+Alaska's+Troopergate+probe-a01611692953
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
As far as troopergate, there were 2 investigations and the second one was by an independent investigator. She was cleared of wrong-doing 1 day before the election. Funny huh? The left slanders up until the election and then sparce media coverage of truth.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:21 pm
left's agenda. They aren't looking for liberal misinformation. It is funded by the viscious haters to tear down any conservative with lies, out-of-context statements, and slander. The right has those sites too, I just don't rely on them for facts.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sean, you need to find a better source of research. MM.org is according to their website a "PROGRESSIVE research and info center dedicated to comprehensively monitoring, analyzing, and correcting conservative misinformation". Hence they work for the far
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:05 pm
BTW the rape kit bul*lshi*t was exactly that. And that was an unfair attack, at least as far as my research using mediamatters led me to believe.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:04 pm
And how does anyone reach adulthood thinking that Afica is one country? I'm sorry but we cannot blame your school system for THAT one.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
She also asked McCain's people to put out a statement that her husband was not ever a member of a pro-separatist group. They tactfully and tactically declined to do so.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 9:00 pm
She is not evil, just not what the GOP needs, the views of their self-indulgent base notwithstanding.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 8:59 pm
myself. And then there was her disasterous Katie Couric interview. Have you ever in your life sounded that absurd? Neither have I. I am of course referring to the "sentence to nowhere."
Sean - September 13, 2009, 8:58 pm
It is their job to investigate the origins of a virtual unknown. And troopergate was ongoing as of that time. She was found to have violated her authority ... and she did lie about it, claiming they cleared her of all wrongdoing (I saw the footage ...
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:12 pm
The left attacked her and discredited her because she is a real threat to their female base. Having a pro-life, conservative in the Exec. branch takes away female voters so they viscerally attacked her with smears, lies and lawsuits. Nobody deserves that.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:10 pm
go to Chicago to look into Obama's background? No. Where there any attacks on Obama's children? No. Did the right file false corruption charges against Obama? No (all corruption charges against Gov Palin were found false, just politically motivated.)
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:08 pm
While I don't think she is the best choice for POTUS in 2012, she didn't deserve the attack machine of the left that came down on her. Let's put it this way, when selected for VP dozens of media outlets went to AK to dig up dirt. Did anyone other than FOX
Sean - September 13, 2009, 7:56 pm
greener pastures out of office.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 7:55 pm
She is an alienating figure. Only hardcore GOP supporters seem to have any use for her. Prop her up all you want. She costs the GOP more votes than whe will ever attract. All this stuff about attacking her family is a convenient excuse for her to seek
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:33 pm
She is far more qualified to sit in the Oval Office than its current resident. At least you aren't jumping on the bandwagon of attacking her with hateful attacks against her and her family. You do have class, my kool-aid drinking friend.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 4:05 pm
You are right Ron... I have to say it. But do you think Sarah Palin would go for Playboy?
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 6:56 am
The CIA told Pilosi see was ugly naked...go figure!
RONSART - July 3, 2009, 8:50 pm
this is also subtlely disguised SWIMSUIT edition too...lol...A collectors edition too. Palin looks sooooo...good naked *drools like a mad dog*...republicans do have the best naked gals...
Sean - July 3, 2009, 8:31 pm
Please tell me that that is the subtlely disguised SWIMSUIT edition ... please RON ... lie to me if you have to.
RONSART - July 3, 2009, 8:13 pm
Go Cubby!!!! That,s our Cubby...alway trying to help...lol
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 3, 2009, 8:10 pm
Why can't a vote 0 lions? Fucking damnit.
Borp - July 3, 2009, 6:37 pm
How could she possibly fuck things up worse than 0bama?
agdaniele - July 3, 2009, 6:29 pm
We may need a republican by 2012... but if this is what they toss in the ring, they're screwed.
NiteStryker - July 3, 2009, 6:09 pm
you know shes coming back in 2012 unfortunatly.

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Shoulda stuck with "The French" instead of "Rest of the World". Oh well.

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